Maybe G-d really does love her and hate me. Although I know that can't be the case, I can't help trying to understand how she can be such a blatant, vicious, gold digging whore and have no problems while I'm homeless and persecuted and have to poop in front of her and everyone else every day.
Perhaps it is the unknowable. Perhaps it is the workings of the Divine. Perhaps her uncle is on Saturday Night Live.
By the way, Ben Affleck has stopped fucking the Saturday Night Live producer that he left his wife for and was most recently fucking a Playboy model.
I don't know WHY so many of the homeless, male alcoholics in Boston can't seem to stay sober. Maybe they need Playboy models to lie on when they're drunk, rather than mats on the floor.
She's not a slut, obviously. Neither is he. None of these people are sluts, liars, hypocrites or anything else.
No, I'm the Slut of the Universe. Everyone knows that, because it's what the entertainment industry has wanted the universe to believe since 2010. I was a virgin until I was 27, haven't had sex since I was 29, haven't touched another person since 2010, had one date in 2010 and one date in 2009, and yet I am the Slut of the Universe.
