While his cousin is busy grabbing her crotch:
You know how I'm not spending my time? I am not spending my time trying to talk to the police in person or on the phone about the criminal voyeurism in my apartment or anywhere else, because I know that even without a false reporting law it will all get turned back around on me and I'll be evicted and possibly dragged off to a mental hospital, even though I'm telling the truth and Amy Schumer knows it.
Correction, without the enforcement of a false reporting law.
From Google:
I guess I'm lucky that I just keep getting treated as if I'm crazy for asking that my rights be respected, rather than also being fined and jailed.
