What?
Are you too busy telling jokes about the crimes committed against me and hundreds, if not thousands, of people in the Boston area to think of these jokes about the NFL's criminal behavior?
Even when I'm sleep-deprived and psychologically abused, I am funnier and less risque than the conglomerate when it's trying to be upscale.
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This is what happens when you have too much banging.
http://www.espn.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/20509977/nfl-takes-control-brain-research-100-million-donation-all-ending-partnerships-entities
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Who does the NFL have investigating allegations of domestic violence and sexual assault against its players? People who CAN'T BE PROVEN, YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT, THE RESEARCH IS INCONCLUSIVE BLAH BLAH BLAH might have had a few too many blows?