Sunday, September 8, 2019

Charlie Puth

Do you always have a secret girlfriend?

I respect that people want to have privacy for their relationships.  Is privacy your motive for having secret relationships while you hit on other women?

I really don't think that I should go out with you.  I could give you a lot of reaons why it wouldn't make you happy, but I don't think that I need to give you reasons for why I don't want to go out with you.  I have said them all already.

It doesn't matter to you if you date someone who's desperate and vulnerable? You feel that's flattering to you?

This has been a serious morning, so please don't be offended that my sense of humor is now taking over.

What would you tell your closest guy friend after sleeping with me?


"Dude, she hadn't had sex for 15 years, and she'd been living in homeless shelters with hundreds of women for 6 of those years.  Eh? Am I a stud or what?"