Sunday, September 8, 2019

(Fascism Lite) Ed Sheeran

I wouldn't be your wife for all of your money minus the dollar I'd give you to take the bus.




Is it your belief that the only true entertainment industry assholes are those who are marketed as heartthrobs? If so, then I think it is my obligation to disabuse you of that idea.

Stop talking about my ass.  Just stop talking about it.  How many times, for how many years, do I have to say that?  I'm speaking English; aren't you from England? 


After you're over the stage fright, this must be quite a rush:




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I guess that when you have heard 9 million people cheering about every syllable that drops out of your mouth, you feel like a god.  

What do 9 million people look like from your perspective?  A bunch of ants?  Is that why you think it's funny to watch regular people in bathrooms in Massachusetts? 


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This is an image from Google for the search term "Nazi stadium":