Citizens Bank, my bank, is hacking my phone.
Citizens Bank is also watching me in my apartment. It has hacked the hidden, illegal cameras there and now has an ad referencing the illicit video that's being live-streamed from my apartment. The ad is playing on television screens in Citizens Bank's locations.
I have Citizens Bank because it has a lot of ATMs and I didn't want to have to pay fees by using an ATM that wasn't at my bank. Citizens Bank has abused me with its advertising for years and is now watching me in the 3rd apartment in a row where I'm being criminally victimized by voyeurism, and ridiculing me in its banks.
I know it sounds unbelievable, so I almost didn't write about it, but if I don't mention it I will lose my mind or kill myself.