Sunday, February 16, 2020

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

No, it's a white guy from New York!

Only a white guy from New York can win against a white guy from New York, because this isn't the United States in 2020, it's Superman II in 1980!

Ok, maybe it's a white guy from somewhere else.

Ok, maybe it's a guy from somewhere else and he's not white.

Ok, but at least it's not a girl, because everyone knows that a girl can't win.

NO GIRLS!  This election is too important to risk it on a girl!  Look at what happened the one time we tried that.  All the other times that a man won the election, his opponent was also a man, but that is totally irrelevant.