What INGENIOUS things are you all going to be paid thousands of dollars to write/act/produce/set about me tonight?
You know I don't even have a television, and I don't watch your stupid show, but you think of me at my phone and in my home as being your entertainment and a way for you to make money, don't you? You don't seem to feel the slightest pang of conscience about it. You are entirely convinced that I deserve it.
As far as you're concerned, there is not now and never was anything wrong with what you're doing. You really think it's funny.