Gosh, those poor, sad girls. It's just too bad. If only there were something we could do. At least they got to tell their side. Now everyone who's not threatening to kill them feels sorry for them.
Woe is us. What can we do? I guess it's nothing. Boo hoo. So sad. Epic tragedy. No point in continuing to fight when it's obvious you're going to lose.
Brave heroes; wish I was one. Actually, no I don't, 'cause I don't want people calling me a crank who's obsessed with conspiracy theories.
Woe is ME! I thought I might end up like Ronan Farrow, but I forgot that I don't have a dick or a Hollywood mommy.
Now I know that if I don't give up on this story and join the funeral procession, everyone's going to start laughing at me, and then I would REALLY feel sad.
