Fine. Save the polar bears; however, DO NOT HAVE JOE BIDEN RUN FOR OFFICE!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpFBkwIHH4R/?hl=en

THE OBAMA LEGACY IS POLAR BEAR SHIT!  IT IS NOT REAL!  

Also, perhaps I should make my annual announcement that for Leonardo DiCaprio to have a crush on you is not what the world was led to expect.  I wish that he had never heard of me; I wish that they all had never heard of me.  

I hate my life.  

YOU CAN'T FILM PEOPLE IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM!