Who wants to be a PARENT? Being a parent means that you're OLD; nobody wants to be OLD.
Yeah, pregnancy. Pregnancy is not so bad; all those people talking about your "baby bump." Then you have to get a special pregnancy trainer and chef so you don't look like shit during and after. Then, you have the baby and the world goes crazy.
After that, it's the nanny who takes care of everything, isn't it? Who the fuck wants to be a PARENT?
Parents SUCK. They tell you what to do and shit.
I don't want to be a PARENT. What the fuck kind of Instagram views would I get if I tried to act like a PARENT?
