What DOES Ms. Baldwin say when she and Justin Bieber have their now-familiar Cry N' Comfort sessions for the paparazzi?

They really seem to be enjoying those.

So, what does she say?

"Don't feel bad.  If it weren't G-d's plan for Lena to live in our shit, she wouldn't be scrambling in the dirt while I'm wearing the half-million-dollar ring that you bought.  Everyone knows that she brings all her problems on herself.  Jesus obviously loves us more than He loves her.  Bad things don't happen to good people."