Yeah, don't forget your pillow, your blanket and your bodyguard for sleeping in the train station tonight, Fuckwad.

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STOP FUCKING HITTING ON ME!  I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU!

Do you know what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night because the person who has the bunk bed below you is masturbating and the bed is shaking?  No?  No, I guess you wouldn't, since you've been a poor, little, misunderstood multimillionaire since you were a teenager.

I know what it's like.  It's horrible.  That's why I never masturbate at the Pine Street Inn.

Where do you think I should do it?  You think I should find a public restroom somewhere, someplace that might not have a hidden camera in it, try not to take too long, wash my hands with soap when I'm done, and then walk out and act like nothing's totally abnormal?

You think I shouldn't do it at all?  How many times a week would be all right with you, for me to have a quick finger fuck, since I can't date anyone because FUCKWADS LIKE YOU ARE HACKING MY PHONE.  How many times per week do I have permission from you shit-for-brains assholes?  Once?  Twice?  How many times per week are you fucking your gold-digging wife?  Do you think I should masturbate that many times per week?  How many orgasms is it all right with you for me to have?  How many times per week, how many orgasms at a time, would it take for you to decide that I'm a regular person who doesn't deserve to have my privacy criminally violated?

Mostly it's just a joke now, anyway, isn't it?  Mostly what you like is checking out everyone around me, feeling all that power that you have over all the nonbillionaires and nonmillionaires; I'm just the excuse, the "sexual deviant" freak who likes any type of sex, anywhere, and who therefore deserves to be abused for the rest of my life; isn't that the story that ALL OF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE STILL TELLING YOURSELVES, EVEN THOUGH I WAS A VIRGIN UNTIL I WAS 27, HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE I WAS 29 AND WILL BE 45 IN A FEW WEEKS.

So, where are you going on vacation this time?  Need to relax?  Need a break?  Your life is just so stressful.