You should be banned from having pets. You don't care about them. You neglect them, you exploit them, you turn them into Internet props, then you abandon them. There are people who hate you because of how you treat animals.
Now you are exploiting these animals, turning them into a joke about oral sex by naming them "Tuna" and "Sushi."
All of your animals should be taken away from you; not that you're going to keep them anyway. Like every other animal which you have picked up and thrown away, when you're tired of them you'll ignore them, they'll be bewildered and sad, and then you'll give them to other people. If they have health problems, you'll give them away even sooner.
You'd think you'd have learned something from your own childhood.
Maybe that's what you and your wife share the most; either the most important people in your lives didn't love you enough, or there were things that you needed that they didn't have or didn't know how to give you. A lot of people had childhoods like that; you don't have to be such jerks because of it. You can try not to be.
I also don't know how I could have made it more plain that I am not interested in dating you, nor do I have many happy memories of my online interactions with you. You really seem to think that you can premeditate things to hurt, upset, embarrass and degrade women for years and that you will never permanently change their feelings about you. I say "women," rather than the general description of "people" because I don't think that you treat men this way.
There will always be women who will put up with your behavior, and that's not even because of your money. Homeless shelters are full of couples who have abusive relationships.
