John Mayer

You don't have to make up a magazine.  All the real magazines also know that I'm telling the truth.  Everybody in that world knows that I'm telling the truth about voyeurism and involuntary pornography criminally victimizing me and thousands of other people in Massachusetts every day.

I don't know how you have all lied to yourselves for so many years so that you believe that you're not doing anything wrong.  

I thought you were supposed to be GENIUSES.  Isn't that the advertising, that you're all creative geniuses?  

So, what's the genius part? Your seemingly inexhaustible ability to make yourselves believe that nothing is wrong?