It's a plane!
No, it's a white guy from New York!
Only a white guy from New York can win against a white guy from New York, because this isn't the United States in 2020, it's Superman II in 1980!
Ok, maybe it's a white guy from somewhere else.
Ok, maybe it's a guy from somewhere else and he's not white.
Ok, but at least it's not a girl, because everyone knows that a girl can't win.
NO GIRLS! This election is too important to risk it on a girl! Look at what happened the one time we tried that. All the other times that a man won the election, his opponent was also a man, but that is totally irrelevant.
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