"Heard your parking space was upgraded. Congrats."
"Thanks."
"D'you have your Rape & Battery Privileges yet?"
"No, but my lawyer's working on a clause. Maybe next year."
"Then you'll know you've really made it."
"Yeah. I'll sleep better at night when I don't have to worry about that s--- anymore."
"We all will. I was thinking, maybe this is like a union issue."
"Man, you're smart."
"Have to be."
"Don't do that. We're all here for a reason. You can't help being only 6'4"."
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