You can sit there and tell yourself anything you want, brag to all of your friends, and do all the things you've been doing for years. I guess you know how to make your wife jealous, which perhaps you think is exciting, and you also know from having interacted with me for years that it's a safe bet that I'll continue to reject you.
You obviously think that your crimes are just harmless fun; you don't even have to leave your mansion to go to the human zoo.
There's not enough money or anything else in the world that would convince me to let you touch me.