Wednesday, April 8, 2020

President Trump

It's been a while since I plagued you with one of my ideas.

If I had employees, I think I'd try to send them all an email every day, thanking them for their work and giving a quotation or other inspirational, supportive thought.

You know, how thousands of people converge on me every day to remind me that they think I'm a terrible person and that I deserve to suffer for the rest of my life? If I had employees, I'd try to send them all an email every day that was the opposite of that.