I have spent 10 years, from the ages of 35 to 45, being persecuted by the conglomerate. I've been homeless for 6 of those 10 years. Although I'm not homeless now, I am impoverished, don't have a 4-year college degree and am never in situations where I can meet nice guys. That's not even to mention the millions of people who know me as Crazy Internet Lady and who haven't yet found the hours of illegally filmed video of me in bathrooms and showers wherever it is online. That's also not to mention the people hacking my phone or the hidden, illegal cameras in my apartment, both of which have always seemed to me to be major impediments to my ability to date nice people in a normal way. I don't know if the conglomerate has expected me to bring people home and have sex with them or even conversations with them in the three apartments in a row where I've been criminally victimized by voyeurism. It doesn't seem to want to believe that I haven't done those things because I really don't want to do them. I haven't dated at all during these years of continual, malicious, illegal surveillance.
That's also not to mention what it would be like to be the child of someone who has all that illegally filmed video of her out there.
That's not what Saturday Night Live means, is it? SNL is just calling me old again, which the conglomerate has also been doing for a decade.
