If you work upon the Hill
You cannot grab the mentally ill
You cannot grab the mentally well
You cannot say "Your privates smell."
You cannot grab them here or there
You cannot grab them anywhere.
You cannot grab them, no you can't
You cannot grab their skirts or pants.
You cannot grab them in the hall
You cannot grab them, not at all.
To save yourself the lying later
No grabbing in the elevator!
Please be a Senator who shares
Don't make your staffers take the stairs.
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