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DJ Khaled really likes having you as his friend. He wrote a song with Justin Bieber about watching me in my last apartment. Then he wrote a song about watching me and other homeless women (many of them black women) in the locker room at the women's shelter at the Pine Street Inn. Now he's doing ads with Geico, bragging about watching illegally filmed video of me in my bathroom and bullying me about my teeth (Katy Perry's new song, "Smile," is also bullying about my teeth). Now DJ Khaled has written this song:
Lyrics:
Webpage:
https://genius.com/amp/Dj-khaled-popstar-lyrics
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All of your friends are really looking forward to 4 or 8 years of having Vice President Biden in the White House. They can't wait to say "We're friends with two Presidents who know we've been committing crimes against the public for years, and while the Democratic Party never stops yapping about its moral superiority to the Republican Party, neither of them gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuck."
