From the serious dating website:
I also thought the caption that I wrote for it was funny, "You might as well know now: I still break out."
That's the picture that Saturday Night Live and Stephen Colbert ridiculed at their Twitters, after they hacked my loptop and found out that I had tried to meet nonfamous people by joining dating websites.
It's all part of the same thing. In 2010, the conglomerate's sexual harassment coalesced around jokes that my vagina has excess smell and fluid. Over the years, the conglomerate has also bullied me about:
-my hair
-my teeth
-my body hair (filmed by hidden, illegal cameras)
-shaving and waxing my body hair (also filmed by hidden, illegal cameras)
-spider veins
-sagging
-acne
-turkey neck
I might have forgotten a few things. It's a long list.
Skip on over to my Instagram for a list of some of the women whom Leonardo DiCaprio, who is my age within a few months, has dated during this decade. Candice Swanepoel is the only one in that particular list whom he didn't actually date; they did a lot of flirting, to no detriment to either of their reputations. A Victoria's Secret model, she has her own swimwear line now, "The Tropic of C."
