Could you please have a couch fall on someone in your next music video?
I'm so tired of the couch references.
I was fortunate that someone donated the couch to the Homeless Coalition warehouse so that I could have it in 2013 when I moved to the first apartment in Massachusetts where I was criminally victimized by voyeurism.
Here are some song lyrics for said hypothetical video:
The Couch's Revenge
You were watched in your house.
You were watched on your couch.
That's probably why
You are such a grouch.