Sunday, April 12, 2020

While SNL is sleeping off the hangover

"What's that captivating fragrance you're wearing, Selena?"

"Why, that's Peasant Pussy Perfume.  It's harvested by hand; that's why it's so expensive."


Expensive for everyone else, she means.  Like so many things, Peasant Pussy Perfume is available to celebrities and other elites at no charge.