ISN'T IT TRUE THAT I AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE ARE BEING ILLEGALLY FILMED IN BATHROOMS EVERY DAY, MR. PRESIDENTS, PRESENT, PAST AND SATIRICAL?!

AREN'T YOU ALL ALSO HACKING MY PHONE, SETTING THE WORST EXAMPLE OF THE ABUSE OF POWER FOR EVERYONE ELSE, FROM IGNORANT YOUNG CELEBRITIES TO THE MEDIA, CORPORATIONS, OTHER GOVERNMENTS, AND THE ENTIRE WORLD?!  

It's my fault; isn't that what you have said every year that you have used my vagina as your excuse for the Orwellian world that you are creating?  

I'm a LIAR!

I'm a SLUT!

I'm a GOLD DIGGER!

I'm ASKING FOR IT!

I don't really want to stop being abused;  I like the ATTENTION!  

Isn't that your mantra?