Friday, May 17, 2019

Breaking News: The Onion Admits To Knowing About Near-Decade Of Elitist, Global Conspiracy To Legalize Sexual Abuse

Correction:  No, It Doesn't.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xwngb3/area-man-regrets-helping-turn-joe-biden-into-a-meme


It's Actually Still Blaming Me For Everything:

https://sports.theonion.com/new-mlb-rules-reduce-number-of-mound-conjugal-visits-1834838138