Good question

Now that I have yet again proven the extent to which I am dehumanized by the selfish, disgusting, elitist entertainment industry, you might be asking "Why do you ever try to be nice to these people?"

The answer is that I am incredibly cool person and also that the conglomerate's privacy invasions and bullying of everyone whom I have ever interacted with in my entire life have kept me isolated for so many years that I am used to thinking about these horrifying people as if they are my only opportunity for a social life.

I shall now say what I was thinking of saying before I read about Ed Sheeran today.  I'm not ignoring his desperate scrambling to prevent his connubial bliss at his new $2.5 million estate from imploding as a result of his own insensitive behavior.  Although I have never lived in such fabulous surroundings, I can imagine how claustrophobic a mansion and the land around it can feel when they're inhabited only by you and by one other person who can't decide if she wants to cry all day or maneuver you into a situation in which parts of you are trapped in a blender.

My Final Discussion of Ed Sheeran's Attire

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If you twist yourself into knots to wear the worst clothes that you can think of so that your wife doesn't think that you have listened to me, you incur the risk of her eventually divorcing you anyway.  She might even refuse to acknowledge that she was married to you.  Why throw away good advice?