Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Camila Cabello

Could you please have a couch fall on someone in your next music video?

I'm so tired of the couch references.

I was fortunate that someone donated the couch to the Homeless Coalition warehouse so that I could have it in 2013 when I moved to the first apartment in Massachusetts where I was criminally victimized by voyeurism.

Here are some song lyrics for said hypothetical video:

The Couch's Revenge

You were watched in your house.

You were watched on your couch.

That's probably why

You are such a grouch.