Charlie Puth

I'm not going to suck your dick for the help that I ask for every day, which would cost you nothing and which I think you enjoy refusing to give.  You're going to have to demand your blow jobs from that idiot bitch who isn't America's friend.

Since I'm consistently rejecting you and not the other way around, I don't know if you were trying to make me jealous.  Maybe you're shocked by my reaction of loathing rather than jealousy, or maybe this is really what you always wanted; to make me angrier, to have your name in print at my blog, to treat me like an asshole WHEN YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE! You and every other sell-out in that industry of moronic, lying losers.  

That's what was missing from your FUCKING ASSHOLE resume.