I hope that you don't mind that I'm publishing this rejection. I'm not trying to embarrass you; I think that sometimes I should let people who kindly aren't hacking my phone and who are susceptible to believing whatever they're told about me know that I'm not lying.
Thank you for changing your Instagram profile picture. I'd appreciate it if you'd also change your Twitter profile picture.
Please don't feel stymied from dating age-appropriate people. I think you should.
Also, there is no time like the present for telling Congress the truth.
ALSO, who are you calling "Grandma?" I'm not a grandmother, and I'd be a young grandmother if I were a grandmother. You watch your mouth, youngster.
