That's from a Google search of your name.
I did that search today because last night, ads for some new hellish thing starring you were at YouTube.
I'm not a sex toy.
I'm not an inanimate object that speaks for some unknown reason.
I am not a 7-year-old ogling 14-year-old boys.
I'm not going to be your "feministy best friend" while you skip around.
All of that, which was in the ad with other disgusting jokes, was meant to be about me, wasn't it?
