You're such a fabulous audience, Naked, Pissing and Clothes-changing, Unsuspecting Ladies and Gentlemen! I hope you know how much we enjoy having been your audience without your knowledge or consent FOR A FUCKING DECADE OF TAKING YOUR FUCKING MONEY AT THE BOX OFFICE.
Mr. Gyllenhaal, maybe you and Ms. Schumer can do another skit about how ugly I am. I am not planning to get prettier about you fucking hypocritical, lying ASSHOLES.
