From "The Onion":
Burying allegations is a thing of the past.
In November, everyone who votes will be voting for a known sex offender.
From Google, today:
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Although my life is really awful, I am not in the dire situation described at the previous page. Unfortunately, I'll be 46 this summer...
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I don't have millions of dollars to protect my image, the way that celebrities do, and it shows. Here are quotes from Carey Martell, one...