Whatever you're saying in this article is a lie.
This is about the day a few weeks ago when I had such a bad migraine that I vomited several times, was so sick that I lay on the floor between my bathroom and the kitchen until I could move enough to get a glass of water, which I immediately also threw up, cried a little, and was immobilized for most of the day, isn't it?
It's not the first time that the conglomerate has told jokes about illegally recorded video/audio of my being ill. If I'm not mistaken, the "Wreck-it Ralph" animated movies for children are a joke about illegally recorded video/audio of me lying on the floor of the shower room and then vomiting in the shower at the homeless shelter in Vermont where the illegal recording of homeless people in bathrooms started in 2011.
I washed away the vomit. I'll never be able to wash away the years of illegally recorded video/audio of me and all the other victims that have circulated among some of the world's wealthiest and most powerful people and organizations for their amusement, and which were probably being livestreamed to websites dedicated to privacy invasions all over the world as soon as they were filmed.