I had one date in 2010. That was the last time that I had physical contact with another person in a sexual context, although we didn't have sex.
We were outside. Someone sleazy followed us and filmed us. The conglomerate hasn't stopped talking about it for a decade and counting. It is one of the conglomerate's favorite slut-shaming topics.
Justin Bieber is not the only celebrity who likes to think of his immunity from consequence as a result of his spiritual belief, rather than as a result of his wealth. He is also not the only celebrity who likes to think of the abuses that the conglomerate inflicts on me as appropriate tests of my character.
Now I have had to explain yet again the symbolism of trees in conglomerate references. It's a voyeurism reference.
