The Geico marketing department seems to be centering all of its advertising on bullying me.
Was the combover joke also about me? I have had thin hair on the same place on the front of my scalp that for almost 15 years. I think it might be because of the years of stress that I had experienced by then.
Is Geico hacking the cameras in my apartment and watching me in the bathroom?
I have almost always parted my hair on one side, by the way.
