I'm not bragging; I just want President Trump to STOP FUCKING HARASSING ME!

ROBERT PATTINSON JUST DID AN INTERVIEW IN WHICH HE IS OBVIOUSLY HITTING ON ME YET AGAIN, AND I TOLD HIM TO GO AND FUCK HIMSELF, YET AGAIN!

ALL RIGHT?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MR. PRESIDENT!

THIS IS MY 6TH FUCKING HOMELESS WINTER!

I'M NOT "CONFLICTED!"  I WOULD BE "CONFLICTED" IF I WERE FUCKING ONE OF THESE GUYS FOR MONEY, WHICH I'M NOT DOING, HAVE NEVER DONE, AND HAVE NO PLANS TO DO!

I HAVE NEVER EVEN MET THEM, DESPITE THEIR MANY ATTEMPTS TO WOO ME!

DON'T TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T TALK TO; I'M NOT A FUCKING POLITICIAN, I HAVE NO NEED OF OTHER PEOPLE'S SOCIAL MEDIA TO GET VOTES, AND I'M NOT A BAD PERSON!