No contest

At 44, I continue to be hotter, smarter, funnier and far less sartorially impaired than gross, stupid, misogynist, 28-year-old multimillionaire, superstar Ed Sheeran and his worn-out jokes about pubic hair, voyeurism and involuntary pornography inflicted on HOMELESS WOMEN AND PEOPLE AT THE GYM, MANY OF WHOM ARE PROBABLY FANS OF HIS MUSIC.

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE WHAT FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU ARE?!