Justin Bieber

Are you hacking my phone?

Are you hacking my email?

Are you watching me and other people in the bathroom?

If the answer to those questions is "Yes," then why do you continue to think that I'm bad and you're good?

I'm not doing those things to you or to anyone, nor do I want to do them, because they are WRONG.

You are functionally illiterate.  What do you think it would be like for me to date you, be friends with you, or try to work with you?  Do you actually think that's something that I wish I could have?  Have you thought about what a conversation with me would be like for both of us?

As far as I can tell, you are spending time and money and even basing your professional endeavors and your marriage on things that revolve around me in some way.  If you can't stop doing that, whether you're trying to provoke me or follow what you think I think you should do, then you're not really living an adult life.

I give my opinion occasionally, but I don't want the ultimate responsibility for you or for your decisions.